This is quite true and also very funny and I’m very sorry to the author as I can’t remember where I found it…
Dear God
So far today I have done all right.I haven’t gossiped.
I haven’t lost my temper.
I haven’t been greedy, grumpy,
nasty, selfish or overindulgent.
I am very thankful for that!
But in a few minutes, Lord,
I am going to get out of this bed,
And from then on,
I’m probably going to need a lot more help.
Amen
Paws for thought 